So I did two kerryman jokes that came
from way back in the recess of my mind,
sometimes when I open those recesses,
the divil in them wont go away,
so the worst jokes from my childhood are obviously
the only ones I remember and they want out too.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause it saw the zebra crossing!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
cause it didnt see the truck coming!

Why the did other hedgehog cross the road?
cause it wanted to see its flat mate!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
cause it was the chickens day off!

Hopefully now that I have got them
down in print they stay outta my head!!!

M