So I thought I would be hip, cool whatever, I went on twitter,
Oh yeah, I opened an account, made a few comments, sooo with it,
My daughter happened by, Jeez Mam, what you doing, I said I just tweeted,
How did you even manage that? was her incredulous reply, then anyway, really
Mam, you are too old for that.

No way I said, its for anyone, I am not too old, have your tea,
by the way, meself and the girls are going out tonight, a few of us
down to the hotel, having a laugh.

Oh right she says, not impressed, whats on?
and right there at that moment, I blew it, yep she is right,
old is me, where was I going, BINGO, BLOODY BINGO.

I think she was still wetting herself laughing when I was going
half an hour later, worst part, I enjoyed it we had the craic.

M